Coder productivity enhancer; reduce stress, make’m laugh
I’m a big fan of Patch Adam’s ‘laughter is the best medicine’. Medicine may be to clinical, but it’s certainly a great way to difuse some stress. So here is a great link to make your coders lol…
Code rhymes, bust’n it true
Cobol is old and so are you
Ok, I suck, but these guys are way better.. and by better I mean way funnier..
Here are some samples from that site:
“Step to my DJ, you better step prepared / He got (28+22/50) squared”
“I’m a player, which is not to say I get a lot of chicks / But I’ve played through Final Fantasy 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6.”
“Cuz I can kick it in Algol, roll it up in Snobol / Anything from Ruby all the way back to Cobol.”
“My rhymes flow just like my code / even though my source is owned by SCO.”
“Dear Internet, you’ve pwned my life / And if you had an orifice I’d make you my wife.”